See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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