Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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