lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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