They should really pass out barf bags in church
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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