He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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