this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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