Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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