I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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