I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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