he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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