just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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