nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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