oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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