i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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