To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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