Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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