Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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