i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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