Its about making memories worth repressing
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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