When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i need some magic done to my vagina
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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