do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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