unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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