is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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