mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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