oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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