Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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