I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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