he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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