That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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