When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Are we still banned from the library?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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