Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

for doing what?

(248): View more from Michigan

for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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(515): View more from Iowa

theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.

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(585): View more from New York

eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'

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(330): View more from Ohio

He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now

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