ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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