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  (818): View more from California

  Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off

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  (818): Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off http://tfl.nu/wsi1
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  it was average length and chubby

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  so kinda like him?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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  (919): it was average length and chubby (1-919): so kinda like him? (919): now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis... http://tfl.nu/92b0
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.

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  (248): I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her. http://tfl.nu/7nk8
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.

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  (732): a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove. http://tfl.nu/qfpc
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  (409): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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  (409): We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield. http://tfl.nu/bpsu
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  (206): View more from Washington

  i want to swaddle you in tequila

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  (206): i want to swaddle you in tequila http://tfl.nu/ks6c
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  (937): View more from Ohio

  I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.

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  (937): I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad. http://tfl.nu/m8mw
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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  (404): She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts http://tfl.nu/e8f4
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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  (402): Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes. http://tfl.nu/823v
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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  (570): Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos. http://tfl.nu/kn72
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.

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  (615): i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at. http://tfl.nu/fdq1
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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  (270): I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/aek1
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  (817): View more from Texas

  I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.

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  (817): I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be. http://tfl.nu/oevd
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.

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  (508): You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston. http://tfl.nu/25jx
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  (856): View more from New Jersey

  He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority

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  (856): He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority http://tfl.nu/8eu2
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