they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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