i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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