he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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