Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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