I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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