she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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