am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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