A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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