And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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