If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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