Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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