I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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