Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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