called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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