Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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