you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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