ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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