literally had 100 drinks last night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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