Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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