census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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