ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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