I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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