People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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