I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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